Cuckoo Chaos is the Richard Nixon of disco dancing. Cuckoo Chaos is the Henry Ford of Dada. Cuckoo Chaos is the John The Baptist of cunnilingus. Cuckoo Chaos is a nice, firm ass in the palm of your hands. Cuckoo Chaos is the Nobel Peace Prize of bukkake. Cuckoo Chaos has the Lindbergh baby. Cuckoo Chaos knows you're fucked up, but loves you. Cuckoo Chaos wants you to want. Chew on that, sucka. ... more